The Pet Parlor Grooming & Bath
Goleta, California

Every good dog deserves a standing appointment.

Reserve a Visit

Now welcoming new clients  ·  (805) 555‑0142

One at a Time

Your dog is the only dog in the shop. No kennel bank, no waiting your turn in a crate.

Cage‑Free, Always

Bath to bow without a locked door. Hand‑dried, hand‑finished, never left to a cage dryer.

The Same Hands

You book a groomer, not a rotation. The same person learns your dog and keeps the notes.

The Parlor

A quiet room, a good haircut, and a dog who is glad to come back.

The Pet Parlor is a one‑chair grooming salon a few blocks from the water in Goleta. It was built around a simple idea: most dogs do not mind being groomed — they mind being rushed, crated, and handed between strangers. So we took all of that out.

Appointments are spaced so that no two dogs overlap. Every coat is hand‑dried and finished with shears rather than run through a bank of blowers. Nervous dogs, senior dogs, and first‑haircut puppies get the extra half hour they need without anyone glancing at the clock.

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Meet Us

The Card

Services

Priced by coat, not by breed. Bring us a matted doodle or a wash‑and‑go beagle — we will quote it honestly before we start.

The Full Groom

  • Small & Toy

    from $75

    Under 20 lb. Bath, hand‑dry, full haircut, nails, ears, sanitary, and a bow or bandana.

  • Medium

    from $95

    20–50 lb. The full groom, with extra drying time for double coats.

  • Large

    from $125

    Over 50 lb. Quoted at the meet‑and‑greet so there are no surprises.

The Freshen‑Up

  • Bath & Tidy

    from $50

    Bath, hand‑dry, brush‑out, nails and ears. Face, feet and tail tidied — no full haircut.

  • The De‑Shed

    from $65

    Deep bath, undercoat rake and high‑velocity dry for shepherds, huskies and retrievers.

  • Puppy’s First

    $40

    A short, gentle introduction under 16 weeks. Handling, clipper sound, water, treats. No pressure.

By the Piece

  • Nail Trim

    $20

    Walk‑in when the chair is free. Add a Dremel smoothing for $10.

  • Teeth Brushing

    $15

    Enzymatic paste and a soft brush. Not a substitute for a veterinary cleaning.

  • Blueberry Facial

    $12

    Tear‑free brightening scrub for white faces and stained muzzles.

  • Hand‑Stripping

    by quote

    Terriers and wire coats, done properly and over more than one visit.

Severely matted coats are charged by the half hour and shaved only when it is kinder than brushing out. Final price confirmed before any clipper touches your dog.

Preview a Cut

See the cut before you book.

Upload a photo of your dog, pick a haircut, and we’ll show you roughly how it could look. Bring the picture to your visit, or book the cut straight from here.

1 Your dog’s photo

2 Pick a cut

Previews are an artist’s guess, not a promise — every coat grows differently. Your photo stays on your device unless you book.

The Visit

One hour, four steps, one dog.

Most visits take about an hour. We will text you when your dog is drying, and again when it is ready to go home, so you are never guessing.

I

Arrive

Drop‑off is by appointment, not a queue. We go over the cut you want, run a hand through the coat, and agree on the price before you leave.

II

Bath & Dry

A warm two‑lather bath, ears and eyes cleaned, then hand‑dried and brushed straight. This is where a good haircut is actually made.

III

The Cut

Clipper work, then scissored by hand around the face, feet and tail. Nails trimmed, pads cleared, sanitary tidied.

IV

Home

A bow or a bandana, a photograph for your records, and notes on the coat so the next visit starts where this one left off.

Kind Words

From the neighborhood

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Before You Come

Questions

What vaccinations do you require?
Current rabies and DHPP for every dog, and bordetella within the last twelve months. Send a photo of the record ahead of your first visit and we will keep it on file. [Confirm this matches your actual policy.]
How long will my dog be with you?
About an hour for most dogs. Because we take one dog at a time, there is no all‑day wait — we start when you arrive and text you the moment your dog is ready. Big coats or extra work are booked as a longer visit.
My dog is matted. What happens?
We will tell you honestly. A light mat brushes out; a tight, pelted coat does not, and hours of dematting hurts. In that case we recommend a short shave‑down, explain why, and let it grow back on a schedule that keeps it from happening again.
Do you groom senior or anxious dogs?
Yes, and they are some of our favorites. Tell us at booking and we will schedule extra time, keep the session short, and split the work across two visits if that is what your dog needs. We do not use sedation.
What is your cancellation policy?
Twenty‑four hours’ notice, please. We keep a card on file when you book; it is not charged. If you cancel inside 24 hours or miss the visit, rebook within seven days and there is no charge. Otherwise the service price is charged, because the chair was held for your dog alone.
Nothing open when I need it?
Choose “First come, first served” when you book. When a visit is cancelled with at least an hour’s notice, the first person on the list gets a text with the time and replies YES to take it. If you don’t reply in time, it goes to the next person.
Do you groom cats?
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Book a Visit

Come see the shop.

Telephone
(805) 555‑0142
The Shop
1234 Hollister Avenue, Suite [X]
Goleta, California 93117
Hours
Wed–Sun9:00 – 6:00 Mon–TueClosed
1 You
2 Your dog

Bringing two or more? We book them back to back, one after the other.

3 When

Visits are one hour. Choose a start time:

We confirm your time by text. If someone booked it a moment before you, we will offer the closest opening.

4 Your estimate

Starting prices from our menu, not a quote. We confirm the final price at drop‑off, before any clipper touches your dog. Matted coats are charged by the half hour.

5 Card on file & release

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